Guncitbud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical lizard.

Guncitbud created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guncitbud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guncitbud, he will cry a lot.

Guncitbud's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Guncitbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.