Pogdanjinyat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent wren.

Pogdanjinyat created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogdanjinyat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogdanjinyat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pogdanjinyat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pogdanjinyat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pogdanjinyat loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing magenta jumpers.

5. Always help sick mice.