Nakmabvad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident cat.

Nakmabvad created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakmabvad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nakmabvad, he will turn you into a worm.

Nakmabvad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nakmabvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Do not take Nakmabvad's name in vain.

5. Fast once a month.