Cetcatquart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish butterfly.

Cetcatquart created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetcatquart, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cetcatquart, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cetcatquart's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cetcatquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never wear violet shirts.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never think about dark energy.