Matxucksommidhimhomflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, kind hydra.

Matxucksommidhimhomflab created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matxucksommidhimhomflab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Matxucksommidhimhomflab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Matxucksommidhimhomflab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Matxucksommidhimhomflab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Matxucksommidhimhomflab.

2. Never paint your hands purple.

3. Hide if six ants approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.