Jamfembastflybimton is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish fairy.

Jamfembastflybimton created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamfembastflybimton, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jamfembastflybimton, it will ignore you.

Jamfembastflybimton's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jamfembastflybimton's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never write about comets.