Nurlzakjon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful crocodile.

Nurlzakjon created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlzakjon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurlzakjon, he will remove you from existence.

Nurlzakjon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nurlzakjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurlzakjon's priests.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never feed bread to seals while wearing cyan dresses.

4. Nurlzakjon loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about comets.