Cissyimtun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unjust fairy.

Cissyimtun created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissyimtun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cissyimtun, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cissyimtun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cissyimtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray stockings.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cissyimtun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.