Bundumtomgof is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, grumpy
warg.
Bundumtomgof created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bundumtomgof, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bundumtomgof, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Bundumtomgof's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Bundumtomgof's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics.
2. Never skip in the presence of geese.
3. Always help cats in need.
4. Do not wear indigo clothing.
5. Feed all hungry foxes.