Mabjinkan Bedflanfom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful bird.

Mabjinkan Bedflanfom created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabjinkan Bedflanfom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabjinkan Bedflanfom, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mabjinkan Bedflanfom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mabjinkan Bedflanfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Never talk about spacetime near sheep while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing seven copper spheres on your head.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.