Shavbumbud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate squirrel.

Shavbumbud created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbumbud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Shavbumbud, she will destroy your home planet.

Shavbumbud's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Shavbumbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing mauve ear rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your back.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about black holes.