Zoddudtun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, strong chinchilla.

Zoddudtun created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zoddudtun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zoddudtun, it will manifest in front of you.

Zoddudtun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zoddudtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into orange rooms.