Fatgomgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful chinchilla.

Fatgomgeb created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatgomgeb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fatgomgeb, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fatgomgeb's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fatgomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fatgomgeb first in all things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.