Badgut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid hippopotamus.

Badgut created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Badgut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badgut, it will turn you into a plant.

Badgut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Badgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of whales.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Never sit near bats.

5. Respect your elders.