Rotjatdut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, confident hedgehog.

Rotjatdut created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotjatdut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rotjatdut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rotjatdut's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rotjatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near sharks.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Never wear green jumpers.

5. Do not take Rotjatdut's name in vain.