Bunbemtab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable guinea pig.

Bunbemtab created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bunbemtab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bunbemtab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bunbemtab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bunbemtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.