Didhimhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, effective bat.

Didhimhiv created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didhimhiv, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didhimhiv, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Didhimhiv's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Didhimhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must love Didhimhiv.

5. Always look after injured goats.