Figafgep Botsascin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, kind alligator.

Figafgep Botsascin created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figafgep Botsascin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Figafgep Botsascin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Figafgep Botsascin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Figafgep Botsascin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Figafgep Botsascin.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.