Cud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical dragon.

Cud created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cud, he will strike you with lightening.

Cud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near foxes.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cud on top of all buildings.

5. Always help otters.