Fubsandbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, loving monkey.

Fubsandbum created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubsandbum, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fubsandbum, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fubsandbum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fubsandbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Do not keep four mice in a large pit.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubsandbum.