Didfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic beaver.

Didfun created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didfun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Didfun, he will turn you into a hamster.

Didfun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Didfun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Didfun.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.