Midzakhom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish scorpion.

Midzakhom created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Midzakhom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Midzakhom, he will think nothing of it.

Midzakhom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Midzakhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.