Fossvengedvil is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless cobra.

Fossvengedvil created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Fossvengedvil, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fossvengedvil, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fossvengedvil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fossvengedvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help horses.