Binflapsislog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident lion.

Binflapsislog created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Binflapsislog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binflapsislog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Binflapsislog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Binflapsislog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Binflapsislog's name in vain.