Cumnartrut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent manatee.

Cumnartrut created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumnartrut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cumnartrut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cumnartrut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cumnartrut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cumnartrut on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.