Ragflamjop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless naga.

Ragflamjop created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragflamjop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragflamjop, he will refuse to believe in you.

Ragflamjop's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ragflamjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Ragflamjop loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.