Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying wyrm.

Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet.

4. You must love Quamjanbifkapbussin Cadrilcet.

5. Never sprint in the presence of tapirs.