Dogontbat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing dryad.

Dogontbat created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Dogontbat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dogontbat, she will remove you from existence.

Dogontbat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dogontbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never sit near hamsters.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.