Pakabdan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody pig.

Pakabdan created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pakabdan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakabdan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pakabdan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pakabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pakabdan.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat melons.