Lipsogbat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful dragon.

Lipsogbat created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipsogbat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipsogbat, it will turn you into a dog.

Lipsogbat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lipsogbat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never leap in holy places.