Bafjipwotsanbassdabhenjon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic centipede.

Bafjipwotsanbassdabhenjon created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafjipwotsanbassdabhenjon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bafjipwotsanbassdabhenjon, he will make you grow a tail.

Bafjipwotsanbassdabhenjon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bafjipwotsanbassdabhenjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.