Lanrilcan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, uncaring fish.

Lanrilcan created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanrilcan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lanrilcan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lanrilcan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lanrilcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Never skip near ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about galaxies.