Vidbagab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish lizard.

Vidbagab created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbagab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidbagab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vidbagab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vidbagab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vidbagab three times a day.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never think about spacetime near dolphins while wearing red shirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Never sing in the presence of mice.

5. Worship no other gods but Vidbagab.