Ruttailtag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omniscient troll.

Ruttailtag created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttailtag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ruttailtag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ruttailtag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ruttailtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ruttailtag loves doves, so they must be honoured.