Quafsawcab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome wyrm.

Quafsawcab created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafsawcab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quafsawcab, he will turn you into a worm.

Quafsawcab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Quafsawcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Hide from cyan mites for they are unholy.