Mutsogtom Safgilfedmad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking otter.

Mutsogtom Safgilfedmad created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsogtom Safgilfedmad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mutsogtom Safgilfedmad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Mutsogtom Safgilfedmad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mutsogtom Safgilfedmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.