Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident manatee.

Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan, he will torture you forever.

Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never feed peanuts to rats while wearing corsets.

4. You must pray to Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan nine times a day.

5. Worship no other gods but Niglarnbopbegcidrakfutkan.