Yokfotlist is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, cheerful
fish.
Yokfotlist created the cosmos six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yokfotlist, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Yokfotlist, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Yokfotlist's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Yokfotlist's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Feed all hungry tapirs.
3. Yokfotlist loves bats, so they must be respected.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yokfotlist.
5. You must never eat aubergines.