Gamnurtsid is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic
shrew.
Gamnurtsid created the world five million years ago.
If you believe in
Gamnurtsid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gamnurtsid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Gamnurtsid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Gamnurtsid's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.
2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.