Ciblanrap is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic
crane.
Ciblanrap created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ciblanrap, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ciblanrap, he will think nothing of it.
Ciblanrap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Ciblanrap's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.