Ciblanrap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic crane.

Ciblanrap created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblanrap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ciblanrap, he will think nothing of it.

Ciblanrap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ciblanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.