Nurldobnarl is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying
dolphin.
Nurldobnarl created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurldobnarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nurldobnarl, he will turn you into a tree.
Nurldobnarl's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Nurldobnarl's Holy Commandments1. Nurldobnarl loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.
2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.
3. Never talk about manatees.
4. Never eat tomatoes.
5. Never play with disobedient children.