Nurldobnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying dolphin.

Nurldobnarl created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldobnarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurldobnarl, he will turn you into a tree.

Nurldobnarl's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nurldobnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Nurldobnarl loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.