Gumnullbin is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, loving
monkey.
Gumnullbin created an atom nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gumnullbin, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gumnullbin, she will destroy your home solar system.
Gumnullbin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Gumnullbin's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.
2. Never look at planets.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.