Hograwgat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet donkey.

Hograwgat created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hograwgat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hograwgat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hograwgat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hograwgat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hograwgat first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must never eat corn.