Mitsigmin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, moody wasp.

Mitsigmin created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitsigmin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mitsigmin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mitsigmin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mitsigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Pray towards the west.