Weekabgep is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, pitiless dragonfly.

Weekabgep created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weekabgep, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weekabgep, he will turn you into a worm.

Weekabgep's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Weekabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Weekabgep loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing blue hats.