Hastunmad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise troll.

Hastunmad created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hastunmad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hastunmad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hastunmad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hastunmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Never talk about moths.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.