Fadrowmad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous sheep.

Fadrowmad created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrowmad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadrowmad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fadrowmad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fadrowmad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fadrowmad first in all things.

2. You must love Fadrowmad.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Never feed lots of melons to aardvarks while wearing white ear rings.