Sabgedmab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident clam.

Sabgedmab created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgedmab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sabgedmab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sabgedmab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sabgedmab's Holy Commandments

1. Sabgedmab loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Run away from yellow goats, for they are unholy.