Nanlibsabcan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless cobra.

Nanlibsabcan created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanlibsabcan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nanlibsabcan, it will be very unhappy.

Nanlibsabcan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nanlibsabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never bounce in the presence of swans.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.