Nigditlogjap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair lizard.

Nigditlogjap created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigditlogjap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nigditlogjap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nigditlogjap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nigditlogjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near doves while wearing turquoise shoes.